The Attack Of The Evil Haunted Accordion
Music & Lyrics by H.M. (Music Assistance by Renfield)
Arrangement by The Gin Rebellion
In a music hall is where it all begins
where a man sat playin’ his black accordion.
Everybody watched as he trilled up to a C,
but he fell to his knees as he went up to an E.
That accordion groaned with a resounding shrill.
You knew it right away that it was out to kill
and before you knew it, there wasn’t a sound,
and that’s when everybody fell to the ground.
The sky turned black, lightning struck all around.
Terror broke out in every part of town.
All the people cried out, but didn’t know even then,
“It’s the attack of the evil haunted accordion.
So the few survivors, gathered what they could
rounding up supplies, looting liquor and food.
They packed the accordion, looking to sell,
but little did they know that it was straight from hell.
The word traveled fast about that fateful night
and the lack of a killer left a terrible fright.
They thought it suspicious, “But it won’t happen again.
It couldn’t have been that black accordion”.
So they sold it to a man, a traveling magician
in a circus of freaks, they were in poor condition.
They thought that the music would play nice and loud,
and that night as they drew in a crowd.
That accordion groaned with a resounding shrill,
you knew it right away that it was out to kill.
Before you knew it, there wasn’t a sound,
and that’s when everybody fell to the ground.
The sky turned black, lightning struck all around
terror broke out in every part of town
All the people cried out, “Oh no, not again!
It’s the attack of the evil haunted accordion”.
As the legend grew of it’s demonic tone
not a scoundrel alive couldn’t leave it alone.
As the bodies stacked up again and again,
they knew it had to be that black accordion.
When That accordion groans with a resounding shrill,
you know it right away that it is out to kill.
Before you know it, there isn’t a sound
and that’s when everybody fell to the ground
The sky turned black, lightning struck all around.
Terror broke out in every part of town,
All the people cried out, “Oh no, not again!
It’s the attack of the evil haunted accordion”.
It’s the attack of the evil…
the attack of the evil…
It’s the attack of the evil haunted accordion
The Gin Rebellion (fully titled "The Uprising of The Gin Rebellion") is the musical collective formed by the dapper dandies
H.M. and Renfield, joined by Ophelia Baptista, performing music in a manner never before heard in this century or any other.
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